YOU MAY BE A TERRORIST AND NOT KNOW IT!
   
  According to various government sources the following is a list of behaviors, actions or interests that are “suspicious” and just might indicate terrorist activity:
   
  - Making numerous references to the U.S. Constitution
   
  - Defending the U.S. Constitution
   
  - Claiming driving is a right, not a privilege
   
  - Refusing to identify yourself to an authority figure
   
  - Attempting to monitor the actions of police
   
  - Being bald
   
  - Being a “nice guy”
   
  - Displaying bumper stickers and other paraphernalia associated with the Constitutional, Campaign for Liberty, and Libertarian parties
   
  - Supporting Congressman Ron Paul
   
  - Opposing the implementation of a North American Union
   
  - Owning gold bullion
   
  - Displaying historical U.S. flags
   
  - Opposing abortion
   
  - Being interested in animal rights
   
  - Being a “lone individual”
   
  - Wearing Levi jeans
   
  - Communicating predominantly by cell phone, email or text message
   
  - Looking “normal” in appearance
   
  - Renting a car
   
  - Staying in a hotel or apartment
   
  - Renting a storage facility
   
  - Using cash to make large purchases
   
  - Using pre-paid cellphones or hand-held radios
   
  - Owning large amounts of medicines, alcohol, or baby formula
   
  - Gaining support for a cause by holding meetings, public rallies, or demonstrations
   
  - Gaining support for a cause by using websites, posters, leaflets, or underground press publications
   
  - Possessing a photo-copy of your drivers license, passport, social security card or birth certificate
   
  - Possessing or purchasing GPS technology
   
  - Walking, biking or driving near “potential targets”
   
  - Taking photographs of “potential targets,” including bridges, power plants or government buildings
   
  - Being a property-rights activist
   
  - Trying to influence government or social policy
   
  - Undermining confidence in the government
   
  - Using a sketch pad, camera, map, binoculars or scuba equipment
   
  WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY -- AND IT'S YOU!sj